# 55 Home Sweet Home...

So has everyone recovered from yesterday's BIG ANNOUNCEMENT? I do hope so.

I know there are lots of questions in your minds right now, so I will be doing my best to answer them today.

Jessica, when will you be moving?

That's an excellent question. I don't know.

Jessica, can you expand on the previous answer?

Yes. I really don't know. But, I think it will be sometime the second week of March. I've signed a lease beginning March 1, so I can move anytime, but I think somewhere around the 14-18, I will be moving.

Jessica, I love moving. Can I help you move?

Yes, you can. I can use help moving or packing, if you'd prefer less work. I would greatly appreciate it and will show my appreciation by buying you dinner and/or allowing you to "guest blog" on here.

Jessica, you have a LOT of stuff. A LOT. Ridiculous amounts of stuff. Will you be taking it all with you?

No. If you are concerned about helping me move because of the sheer amount of stuff, you need worry no longer. I am having a huge rummage sale March 5, so I will be hopefully selling lots of my stuff and all that is left will be taken immediately to the Salvation Army.

Jessica, where will you be living?

I'm glad you asked. I will be living at 304 Victoria Street in Cleveland, MS. Here is a picture of the house:

Jessica, I've heard that the Delta is kinda awful. Thoughts?

Yes, I've heard this too. I've also heard that lots of people absolutely love it. It seems as though you either LOVE it or you HATE it, and there is no in between (kinda like Lady Gaga). I've decided I'm going to love it.

Jessica, what is the difference between Cleveland and Clarksdale?

About 30 minutes. Also, a whole lot. Cleveland is a super cute town, with fun places to eat, shop, an adorable downtown area, Delta State, a super fun cupcake place, Lenny's Sub Shop, etc. Clarksdale doesn't seem quite so cute. It does, however, have lots of blues-ey stuff, and Madidi and Ground Zero, which are Morgan Freeman's restaurants, but I don't think its really up my alley. Cleveland, on the other hand, is super adorable and I'm going to love it!

Jessica, is it true you once stepped on Morgan Freeman's foot?

Yes.

Jessica, will you have enough closet space for all your clothes?

Probably not. Which is why I'm having a rummage sale. Its a sad thought, but you can't have everything you want.

Jessica, can we see more pictures of the house you will be renting?

Sure:

The kitchen and breakfast nook. This is where I will have all my Williams-Sonoma cookware and gadgets and I will cook a fabulous dinner every night for my guests and myself.... ha ha ha, I cannot even type that sentence without laughing. This is my kitchen. While I will probably have lots of cute accessories to put in the kitchen, I don't expect to be using this kitchen all that much.

Jessica, will you be taking Parker with you?

That is such an extremely dumb question that you should be ashamed of yourself for asking. Yes, I will be taking Parker with me. She is super excited about this new adventure.

Jessica, what will your bedroom look like?

It won't look exactly like this:

But it will be similar, without all the, you know, masculine accessories.